Did you know October 15 is National Cheese Curd Day? It’s the holiday that Culver’s created to help celebrate golden nuggets of deep-fried Wisconsin cheddar and the Curd Nerds who love them. What better way to celebrate a cheesy occasion than with some cheesy jokes?

• What kind of music does cheese listen to?
  • R&Brie
• What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
  • Looking gouda!
• Why do you always bring a bag of chips to a party?
  • In queso emergency.
• What do cheese makers dance to on Halloween?
  • The muenster mash!
• Did you hear about the cheese that failed at the track meet?
  • He fell at the last curdle.
• What cheese surrounds a medieval castle?
  • Moatzarella.
• What do you call a cheese that’s sad?
  • Blue cheese
• How do you get a mouse to smile?
  • Say cheese!

• What’s a pirate’s favorite cheese?
  • Ched-ARRR
• What did the parmesan say when it broke up with mozzarella?
  • I’m sorry, but I’m just too mature for you.

 How are you celebrating National Cheese Curd Day? Show me what you’re up to by tagging @curdisthecurd on Instagram or Twitter.